Problem/Solution
Your Dick Size Matters...to us.
PROBLEM:
In 2014, the estimated male population was 3,477,829,638.
Which breaks down to:
Ages 15 to 24 - 613,806,639
Ages 25 to 54 - 1,478,739,525
Ages 55 to 64 - 298,092,946
Ages 65+ - 265,453,689 (1)
Yet, the average penis size has been determined from a study of roughly 15,000 men.(2) And another study of 80 men??(3) WTF? 15,080 men, who were selected to have their dicks measured, created the average dick size of over 3.4 BILLION men. To be fair, there are lots of other studies of what people think is a normal penis size. Think. Where is the factual data in what people think?
SOLUTION:
Measure your own!
Generally, men are self-conscious about their dick size. They worry about it, ponder it, ask random forums about it, post pictures to really sketchy sites, well, maybe not that. Let's work together to get an accurate view of what's out there!
Order your Measure Your Dick Kit E-Mail Version!
FOR $1.49 you can make a difference and change the statistics!
We are currently seeking measurement of dicks of those 18 or older.
WHAT DO I GET?
1 - An e-mail with a PDF Ruler attachment. You must be able to print out our ruler. It is a 12 incher...so let us know if you need a longer one. You will also have to cut out the rulers, so you will need scissors and a steady hand.
1 - Website address for the form to fill out Statistical Data and upload pictures of your measuring tape.
1 - "Measure Twice, Mark Once." Badge of Honor Sticker, pasted in the body of the e-mail. The first 1,000 men to sign up will receive a SPECIAL EDITION "I Measured My Own" Badge of Honor Sticker.
OR
Order your Measure Your Dick Kit Snail-Mail Version!
FOR $2.99 you can make a difference and change the statistics!
We are currently seeking measurement of dicks of those 18 or older.
WHAT DO I GET?
Your envelope will arrive addressed to you with a MYD Kit PO BOX return address. Your kit should arrive 7-10 days after your order is complete. International orders will take longer. Kits are coming from Atlanta, Georgia, USA.
And includes:
1 - 24 inch/61 centimeter, latex free (because you see too much latex) measuring tape. (Let us know if you need a longer one...)
1 - Website address for the form to fill out Statistical Data and upload pictures of your measuring tape.
1 - "Measure Twice, Mark Once." Badge of Honor Sticker. The first 1,000 men to sign up will receive a SPECIAL EDITION "I Measured My Own" Badge of Honor Sticker.
Special Edition to the first 1,000 Measured Dicks
Badge Of Honor
WHYS?
First, why does it matter?
It matters to us to have an accurate measurement of what's out there. We are so sick of everyone saying "Size Doesn't Matter" and then throwing out studies of an extremely small portion of the dicks out there. We are not looking to find the biggest or the best. We are NOT selling enlargements or endorsements...have you seen an ad ANYWHERE on our page? We just want an honest representation of dick size.
So why charge a fee?
Cost of maintaining the website, supplies, time, effort, etc. For Snail-Mail, the nominal fee covers the cost of shipping: Forever Stamps are around $.50 each and International Forever Stamps are around $1.15 each, materials, and gives you a reason to be honest. Why would you spend your hard earned money and then lie? Doesn't make sense to us.
Why now?
Why not? The "studies" claim what normal is. Normal is a setting on the dryer. We want to know what a good, healthy penis size is, based on information gathered from a large segment of the population.
Why can't I just measure myself and tell you?
Again, the invested part. We also expect everyone to measure the same way, by following our video and using the same type of flexible measuring tape, ensuring consistent measurement. We want you to be honest AND get a super neat "I Measured My Own" Badge of Honor Sticker.
Why can't I just send you a picture?
Um. No. You can, however, post a picture of yourself wearing your "I Measured My Own" Badge of Honor Sticker to our Twitter. @measureyourown.
Why do you want girth and length?
Because we do. We want you to be as hard as possible and then take the most accurate measurement. Check out our How to Measure Video and Step by Step Instructions. We don't really want to know how small you are prior to your erection, really, who wants to know that? Sit naked in a snow bank and you'll become a woman.
Why do you want to know my weight, height, race, and age?
Statistics are vital in showing an actual representation of dicks of all ages, in all types and sizes of men. We aren't asking for shoe sizes or hand size, those wives' tales are unfounded. We want facts. Plain and simple. So order your Measure Your Own Dick Kit already!
DISCLAIMERS
Except our cool merchandise, we aren't selling any anything, including your information. We will not post your name. We just want the facts. In fact, we don't even remember your name, once we send your Measure Your Own Dick Kit.
It does not matter if you are straight, gay, bisexual, transgender, single, or married. We do not discriminate. A dick is a dick and we want it measured.
We aren't out to make you feel bad. Scour the web, women don't care how big you are, *cough*, they only want you to know how to use it. Cuddle Principle offers some great advice.
If you want your buddies to know you've done the deed, proudly wear your "I Measured My Own" Badge of Honor Sticker and encourage others to do the same.